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[مواطن]

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so.
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Wife: Do you want dinner
Husband: Sure, what are my choices
Wife: Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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- A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha


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[السلطان]

Bgooooooah Ant Mntaz Jddan

Ya Mowa9en

[مواطن]

8
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askorak b oooonf

[الناصر]

i dont no
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hhhhhooo

[مواطن]

8
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but i do hahahah

thanx my dear

[عنود الصيد]

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- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
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hahaaaaaaaaa


this man broken my heart...and made me lough at the same time


thanx alot mowaten

[مواطن]

this man broken my heart


I don’ t think so

......u know y

Because

U

R


A WOMAN

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thanx for passing by

[فجـــر]

muatin

tashakurat

[الرمـــح]

Bgooooooah Ant Mntaz Jddan

Ya Mowa9en


no understand The topic but this is understand

[رغداء]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Mouaten

U R such a Big crimenal

your wife must kill u
hahahahahahahahahahahah

thank alot dear brother

your subject is very lovely

i enjoy it realy very much

see u

[مشتاقة للجنة]

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so
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