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Real 911 calls
Believe it or not ؟Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.. What is your emergency Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. ؟Dispatcher: Do you have an address ؟Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why ********************** ؟ Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.. What is your emergency Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. ؟ Dispatcher: Excuse me Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. ؟Dispatcher: Was anything else taken Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it. ********************* Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. ؟ Caller: Hi, is this the police ؟ Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before. ********************* ? Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency Caller: Fire, I guess. ? Dispatcher: How can I help you sir Caller: I was wondering..... Does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks ? Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and.... well.... do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me ? ? Dispatcher: Help you what Caller: Help me get these chains on my car! ************************ Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one. Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. *************************** Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency ? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. ? Dispatcher: Is this her first child Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband. *********************** Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn... I think I'm going to pass out. ? Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic ? Caller: No. Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing ? Caller: Running from the police. *************************** my mail
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Embellish s wondrous An embroideries for is he speaking the truth Thanked lona |
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LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL really funny!!!!! but really the funniest is the old but not stupid woman!!! GOD...what a smart old woman..LoooooooooL Thanks Lonitta... |
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3bdalla Orgwanitta Thanks 4 being here |
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