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A caution for ladies who are looking for Mr. Perfect
The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! . There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. . The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. . The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. . "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: . Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. . "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" . Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. . She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. . Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! . Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins. You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.
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18 Mar 2006, 12:11 PM | [ 2 ] | ||||||||
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool what a greedy woman>> if i was in that market |
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18 Mar 2006, 12:11 PM | [ 3 ] | ||||||||
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool what a greedy woman>> if i was in that market i'll look first ao all for a a man who watvh anime... the rest is not that important loooooooool thank you harthyss |
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18 Mar 2006, 01:35 PM | [ 4 ] | |||||||
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another store for ladies
Sweet orgwan,I couldn't understand two words in the last two lines of your writing.However,if you were in that store, I recken you'll find yourself in the exit coz a human being is always looking for perfectness which is impossible.
Any way, if there were another store for ladies, where can you be found????? Tell me asap!! |
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التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة harthyss ; 18 Mar 2006 الساعة 01:37 PM
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18 Mar 2006, 10:33 PM | [ 5 ] | ||||||
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women r not the same
not all of them r greedy there r a lot satisfied with their husbands although the husbands themselves deserve no respect at all the most important thing is since humans men & women may be greedy we can say "A caution for gentlemen who are looking for Mrs. Perfect " with all respect Raneen Al Shoug |
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27 Mar 2006, 02:03 PM | [ 6 ] | |||||||
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You are right
Rneem Alshog, you are right ,both pars are greedy.They wanna try and taste new things..MY GOODNESS, CIAO |
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